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Please don't talk with your mouth full
Who's turn for chores? Who'd I fall for?
Oh, I'm immature?
What happens when the flames turn to flickers?
Romantic gestures to bickers?
Don't know who you are anymore
We can't ignore
The honeymoon phase is over

And the Oscar goes to who?
Lazy me or faker you?
The shades closed off, the lights dimmed low
I'm watching Dune, she's on her phone

Taking the time to figure myself out
Playing single-player on the couch
Rather order in than eat out
She said "Uh-huh that checks out"
We used to be at it like rabbits
From the floor to the cabinets, the garden, the attic
Like who needs a mattress?
Now she's go-go gadget with the attachments
12 inches, oh shit

And the Oscar goes to who?
Lazy me or faker you?
The shades closed off, the lights dimmed low
I'm watching Dune, she's on her phone

Maybe there's romance in sweatpants
Arby's and HBO Max
No rose-colored glasses on
I think our rom-com's long gone

And the Oscar goes to who?
Lazy me or faker you? (We need a restart)
The shades closed off, the lights dimmed low
I'm watching Dune, she's on her phone (Missing the best part)
You're missing the best part come on

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from Theater Kids, released May 26, 2023
Music and Lyrics: Eoin Fitzgerald
Recording Engineer: George Micansky
Mixing Engineer: Cory Bergeron
Mastering Engineer: Cory Bergeron

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