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Simp 'N Slide

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This is an intervention
With only the best intentions
So don't ditch the lecture to chase after her
She'll make an ass out of you again
You know she's got a boyfriend
Getting annoyed and this is your warning
So get out with some pride
She's a waste of time you'll never get inside

So stop pretending, no more whining
She knows exactly what she's doing
So quit complaining and cut the crap
You know you're not the first and won't be the last
Don't waste your time and breath, all she takes from you
While you buy her drinks and hold her shoes
She's not coming around to your sorry ass
You know you're not the first and won't be the

So, tell me
Every time she turns you down
What makes you come back around?
Does it even hurt? All you do for her?
She bails when Moustache finishes work
It's so fucking pathetic, do you even regret it?
Alone on Friday night eating leftover Spaghetti
Without you on her mind, she has the best fucking time
You are just her little something on the side

So stop pretending, no more whining
She knows exactly what she's doing
So quit complaining and cut the crap
You know you're not the first and won't be the last
Don't waste your time and breath, all she takes from you
While you buy her drinks and hold her shoes
She's not coming around to your sorry ass
You know you're not the first and won't be the

Don't get defensive, get defensive like you always do
I've said a thousand times we're only looking out for you
I know you say she's the only girl on your mind
But we're telling you she's just a fucking parasite
Don't get defensive, get defensive like you always do
I've said a thousand times we're only looking out for you
I know you say she's the only girl on your mind
Well you're just, well you're just, well you're just, well you're just
Her little something on the side

So stop pretending, no more whining
She knows exactly what she's doing
So quit complaining and cut the crap
You know you're not the first and won't be the last
Don't waste your time and breath, all she takes from you
While you buy her drinks and hold her shoes
She's not coming around to your sorry ass
You know you're not the first and won't be the

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from Theater Kids, released May 26, 2023
Music and Lyrics: Eoin Fitzgerald
Recording Engineer: George Micansky
Mixing Engineer: Cory Bergeron
Mastering Engineer: Cory Bergeron

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